'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through #Hell
Not a n00b was stirring, that the regulars could fell

.Extend was hung by the chat bar with care
In hopes that :thrust:, would readily be there

The regulars nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pwnings danced in their heads

And Zack in his 'kerchief, and rinx in his cap
Had just settled down for a long /setaway snack

When out on the forums, there arose such a clatter
We spring from our tabs to see what was the matter

Away to the window, we flew like a flash
Tore open a pop can, and threw up our hands

The green on the monitors, of the regulars, o
Gave the lustre of dA's forums, so-so

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a n00b making a post, it was as I feared

With a little old mind, so slow and dimwitted
the 100 exclamation marks, seemed to have fitted

More rapid than pretreens, the #Hellians came
this is a line, leading into 'few  names

Now, Matt, now Zack, now Jordan and Balla
On Julia, on Dani(s), on Joe, and on Laura

To the top of your wit, get on top of this nob
with the intelligence of, a single corn cob

So to the thread, the Hellians they flew
with a can full of whoopass (100% wit too)

And then in a twinkling, I knew from the boom
after several pwns, the thread'd be gone soon

As I drew in the laughs, I turned around
There on the forums, the new mods abound

Dressed in all fur, from his head to his foot
A pimp.

A bundle of hax, hung in his drive
A script kiddie, living a lie

His eyes, how they sprinkled, with glimmers of hate
He was just prawn'd, and obviously irate

His droll little posts, selected, oh noes!
Haxx away, opened, and replied, GOD NO!

He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right pissed of old elf
And I laughed when I saw him unsurprised at myself;

A wink of the staff's eye and a twist of their head,
Soon gave him to know he had something to dread;

Staff spoke not a word, and went straight to their work
Quickly an exclamation mark, added to this jerk

Laying a finger, on the side of the mouse
The n00b decided to get out of the house

The hellians rejoiced, and gave quite a noise
Cheer rang from all, the girls, the boys

But the noise died out, and on a wondrous site;
Merry generic holiday to all, and to all a good night